Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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