Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm always down for nudity.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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