I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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