somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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