So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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