He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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