i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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