That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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