OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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