You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You are the jesus of drinking
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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