well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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