More tranny stories later!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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