that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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