his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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