you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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