I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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