He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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