they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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