one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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