Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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