she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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