i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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