just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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