p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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