We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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