i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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