Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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