still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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