i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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