Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
