I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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