Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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