dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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