ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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