Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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