yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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