oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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