but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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