You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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