he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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