There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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