More tranny stories later!
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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