Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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