Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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