fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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