Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
zippers are such a cool invention
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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