soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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