OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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