Is it normal to miss your booty call?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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