Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
