I wanna passion pit in your ass
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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