she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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